My wife wants to have sex with a very large penis. Is mine really that small?

It’s really not that small – if you’re a prepubescent boy. All small-penis-humiliation aside, you’re not showing us your dicklette erect, so no telling what the final determination is at this point.

The reality is that a small penis isn’t necessarily what drives the desire in women to couple with more than a single male, but it does make for a viable justification when it applies.

The good news for you is that if you’re ever involved in an industrial accident and lose a thumb – you have a replacement handy.