Re: In praise of Emily

Email again…how quick is that!

From James
To Jezz

Have you seen this Jezz? Shit, she can’t be serious can she? I’m only just out of gaol!

[response]

Calm down man, its only three days. Meantime you can practice cooking for Mags and I. Think of you James the chef!

[James]
Please Jezz, not the glib lines. He will fuck her! You should have seen him at the party back last year. He wanted to fuck her into next year. It will get out at work, that Emily is fucking other men. You’ve got to do something.

[response]
Like what James? She fucks who she pleases and you wait around OK? That’s the deal man. And don’t start all that crap about wanting pics or to hear about the fucking. Emily is your mistress. Just accept that she is taking cock. She’s your better man, don’t get above station.

[James]
She’s doing my head in! For fuck’s sake Jezz, please.

[Last response]
No man. This is what its like. This is how you live now. Be sweet, encourage her to enjoy it. Buy her some new undies, show that you support her. Don’t come fucking whining to me do you hear?