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post #4
So I asked her about the sex club. She had to go to her parent’s house (they don’t live too far away) to get some things before next week and this is her only change because, as she elatedly reiterated to me, she’s going to be ‘far too busy all weekend’. I Skype IMed her because I didn’t think she was coming back this evening, and this means I have the conversation history. In case anyone is interested I thought I’d post the exciting bits here. I’ve blanked out the bits that would give away names and/or locations and replace our names with ‘Me’ and ‘Her’.
[29/01/2014 18:37:44] Me: Oh that’s good, I didn’t realise. I’ll wait up then and we can watch it together. Anyway, I’ve decided what I want to know about on Sunday.
[29/01/2014 18:38:35] Her: Yay! Thats handy, I can write most of it on the train back
[29/01/2014 18:38:56] Her: Tho itll be a pain in the are to do it on my phone
[29/01/2014 18:39:11] Her: arse* fucking autocorrect
[29/01/2014 18:39:43] Her: Anyway spit it out. Whatca wanna know
[29/01/2014 18:41:01] Me: Well, I was thinking of going with the time you went back to [first place on her year abroad] and visited [her friends] during May before last
[29/01/2014 18:42:11] Her: Ahhhhh youve debated that one long enough. Sure you want to commit?
[29/01/2014 18:43:03] Me: Yeah, well… I mean you’ve given pretty strong hints that you went to [erotic club] and if you did, I’m SURE you got laid.
[29/01/2014 18:43:05] Her: One sec need to help mum set the table
[29/01/2014 18:43:18] Me: Well can I confirm you went there? I only want to know if I know you went there. Otherwise it’s a gamble.
[29/01/2014 18:43:21] Me: No probs
[29/01/2014 18:49:19] Her: K back soz
[29/01/2014 18:49:24] Me: ‘soz’ is lame
[29/01/2014 18:49:26] Her: Hmmmmmmm should I confirm…
[29/01/2014 18:49:31] Her: Whatevvvs youre more lame
[29/01/2014 18:49:53] Her: Defintely feel I shouldnt say after that BUT im super nice
[29/01/2014 18:49:55] Her: Soooooo yes
[29/01/2014 18:50:00] Me: Did you have sex there then?
[29/01/2014 18:50:12] Her: I have had sex in [erotic club]
[29/01/2014 18:50:23] Me: You know what I mean!!!
[29/01/2014 18:50:39] Her: BE SPECIFIC OR ILL BE AS VAGUE AS I WANT
[29/01/2014 18:50:40] Her: 
[29/01/2014 18:50:41] Me: Fine
[29/01/2014 18:51:02] Me: Did you visit [erotic club] on the 5th and have sex there?
[29/01/2014 18:51:05] Me: Oops not the 5th
[29/01/2014 18:51:08] Her: 5th?
[29/01/2014 18:51:09] Me: That was [number 22] night
[29/01/2014 18:51:12] Me: I mean 19th
[29/01/2014 18:51:15] Her: It cant have been the 5th I went after your bday
[29/01/2014 18:51:36] Her: [number 22]? He was before I left [first place on her year abroad]. That wasnt may that was like jan or feb
[29/01/2014 18:51:42] Her: Dinner soon btw
[29/01/2014 18:51:47] Me: Yes. I made a mistake and corrected it and said the 19th.
[29/01/2014 18:51:49] Me: In May.
[29/01/2014 18:51:51] Me: 2012
[29/01/2014 18:52:08] Her: I have no idea if it was the 19th. Id have to checkmy notes
[29/01/2014 18:52:23] Her: Ill just trust you and your ocd excel of my life
[29/01/2014 18:52:35] Her: But I did go around then and I may have had sex…
[29/01/2014 18:52:48] Her: But you wont find out until sunday. If thats what you wanna ask
[29/01/2014 18:53:21] Her: …
[29/01/2014 18:53:32] Her: Have to go soon!
[29/01/2014 18:54:38] Me: Let’s go for it. I want all the details of your trip to [erotic club] in May 2012
[29/01/2014 18:54:42] Me: Sorry I was thinking
[29/01/2014 18:54:54] Me: Then I went to get a glass of water because my throat is still sore.
[29/01/2014 18:54:59] Her: Poor baby 
[29/01/2014 18:55:40] Her: Anyway ive really gtg and after dinner I said id call the boyf which means my phone (and my hands ;)) will be busy