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    • j0hnny
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        Hey all, I know there are a few good jokes and comics for us out there..

        Just found this one today:

        http://www.channelate.com/2008/09/01/ask-her-about-the-details-first/

        Anyone else got any good cuck humor?

        -j

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        Keymaster
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          LOL

          As we all know there are a PILE of husbands around here who would be more than happy to have that happen.

        • j0hnny
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          • southwestcple
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              Anyone heard the one about the Jewish couple, the black guy and the towel?

            • j0hnny
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                Google failed me… Do tell!

              • southwestcple
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                  The Jewish Couple An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: “Hire a strapping young black man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.” They go home and follow the rabbi’s advice. They hire a handsome young hung black man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn’t help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. “Okay,” says the rabbi, “let’s try it reversed-Have the young black man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.” Once again, they follow the rabbi’s advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young black man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, “You see you schmuck, THAT’S the way to wave a towel!

                  source: http://www.jokes4us.com/ethnicarchive/thejewishcouplejoke.html

                • j0hnny
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                    LOL! That’s a good one!

                    Here’s one a found a message board:

                    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and
                    ordered a glass of champagne.

                    The woman perks up and says, ‘How about that? I just ordered a
                    glass of champagne, too!’

                    ‘What a coincidence’ the farmer says. ‘This is a special day for
                    me, so I’m celebrating.’

                    ‘This is a special day for me too, so I’m also celebrating!’
                    says the woman.

                    ‘What a coincidence!’ says the farmer! As they clinked glasses
                    the man asked, ‘What are you celebrating?’

                    ‘My husband and I have been trying for years to have a child and
                    today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’

                    ‘What a coincidence,’ says the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and
                    for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying
                    fertilized eggs.’

                    ‘That’s great!’ says the woman. ‘How did your chickens become
                    fertile?’

                    ‘I used a different cock,’ he replied.

                    The woman smiled and said, ‘What a coincidence.’

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