He texted, “did u have fun?” the next day.

That night, he texted “keep me posted. Like if she gets touchy feely” and then “how’s it going” to which I said “fun, still at the bar” and he replied “is she touching u?” To which I said “she said you want her to give me a blowjob”

Hey, I’m a young guy in his early 20’s London based, be more then happy to help out.

Hello Sue,

Lovely to see that you’re actively looking for a new man in your marriage. I’d love to be considered and will drop you a message to follow up with you.

Fingers crossed,🤞

Colin x 😊