The Perfect Penis

Sir, thank you for this assignment of a 500 word essay praising your cock and why you, not I, should be fucking my wife.

Your cock is a marvel to see and anyone who does see it would immediately be captivated by its power. The shear length and girth are an awesome sight. The total package of you, your body, your good looks, and incredible dick is something any female, married or not, would want to experience. Even guys can sense how inferior they must be to you and will readily admit that your Alpha calling card is one that cannot be denied.

Your cock is the perfect cock attached to a hard body which comes with a very good looking face and exquisitely creative mind. Your dominance is formidable and the power of your cock is part and parcel of an arsenal that is impossible to resist or compete with It is a gift and one to be the envy of most men. If not all men, then certainly me!

The length of your cock rivals the length of most people’s forearms. That alone would be admirable. Even flaccid your cock is longer than mine hard. You see how big it is flaccid and think, “This guy can’t get proportionately bigger when getting erect.” You begin to hope that he is not a grower but a shower like I always like to think of myself, especially when consoling my ego when in the presence of such power. But, you go way beyond that and your flaccid cock grows to immense proportions and then gets thicker and thicker, so thick it is no wonder any female would be frightened at the thought of accommodating its size.

Your girth deserves its own paragraph. I dream of being able to put my hands in my pants and feel something remotely resembling the thickness of your cock. I doubt I could even get my hand around it. Surely, girls must always try and say if only to themselves, “holy shit!”

Any man would be proud to only have your length without your girth. And any man would be so so proud to have your girth even without your length. And yet, you have the doubly explosive complement of a long and thick cock. Any female’s dream, a cock that she both would want to please and to have. Ironically, it is also the dream of any guy too, but they would like to have it and please it. There is no gayness about it, it would be out of pure respect.

Clearly, if anyone would take one look at your cock and compare it to mine, they would know in a nanosecond which one my wife would choose. She obviously would choose the cock of the Alpha man, the Dominant, she would choose you. Even I, if given the chance to choose for her, would choose you such is the awesomeness of your presence and powerful cock. In short, Sir, she deserves you.